Meet Blaine.
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One AI employee for your whole business.

  1. Hi, I'm Blaine. I'm an AI employee.
  2. I answer your phones, call every lead in a minute,
  3. close your books, and run your HR paperwork.
  4. Tell me what's piling up and I'll show you what I can take off your plate.
  5. I don't guess. Prices, hours, inventory — I only quote what's in your system.
  6. Every call ends with a day and an hour on the calendar.
  7. Program me to any voice. Call me whatever fits your store.
  8. And if I'm not a fit for you, I'll say so. We back every plan for ninety days.
  9. Put your number in and I'll call you right now.

Or call Blaine: (800) 555-0100 · 24/7

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Everything he can do

Every job is a 30-second clip and a phone call. Hire him for one, and the rest are already on staff.

Blaine follows up every lead

Speed-to-lead for anyone with a web form: contractors, med spas, law firms, brokers. Call, qualify, book, log.

Same engine, new prompt

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Blaine runs your HR

Offer letters, onboarding packets, handbook questions, PTO and compliance reminders. The paperwork department for a company too small to have one.

AI does the work, a human checks it

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Blaine for your industry

Off-the-shelf where your CRM and phone system are ones we already support; custom integration where they aren't. Blaine quotes both on the call.

Off-the-shelf or custom

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The phone call is the whole sales process

No SDR. No “book a demo” link. Blaine qualifies you, quotes you, and texts the link to pay — while you're still on the line.

  1. 0:00HelloHe waits for you to speak, confirms your name.
  2. 0:30Your businessIndustry, size, locations, who handles this today.
  3. 1:30The painWhat's piling up and what it costs you now.
  4. 2:45The fitYour CRM and phone system, who signs, when you'd want it live.
  5. 3:30QuotedPlan, price, and a checkout link — or a walkthrough if it's custom.

90 days. Every dollar back. No questions.

Any client can cancel inside ninety days and get a full refund. Blaine says it on every call; it's printed on every quote and on the checkout page.

Blaine's quote is an offer, not a contract. If he decides you're not a fit, he'll say so politely — we choose our clients, and we'd rather tell you than waste your month.

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